10knotes:

me after doing 3 push ups

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ooooo yea

honeyfawns:

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

howthehoolychillz:

annoyeed:

weloveshortvideos:

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

delete it lmfao

This really turned my day around

fjordhulder:

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

cyanicas:

swansongofuyulala:

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

babyanimalgifs:

Idk what’s going on here but it looks fun

humorrelated:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

shitpostgenerator:

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

bvcknsteve:

ominouslymathematical:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ghulism:

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

Good

Direct Action

“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”

“go fuck yourself”

“understandable have a good day”

Anonymous

thebootydiaries:

kingofeternalfreedom:

im5ft:

The passive agressive energy of this

‘which is odd since memory shouldn’t be a problem for you’

dankmemeuniversity:

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle